Mediocre people have an answer for everything

Mediocre people have an answer for everything and are astonished at nothing.
Eugéne Delacroix

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately:  Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in  Florida...

Not  me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems --  it's a win-win situation. 
* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.  
* Send the dirt to  New Orleans to raise the level of the levees. 
* Put the  Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. 
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Larry The Cable Guy

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From a London newspaper:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn’t always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

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