Saturday, March 23, 2013

He says we're going the wrong way...

Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?

The above is from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. 

The clip below is from Louis C. K.  For those who travel, you’ll understand.

Jerry: I don't understand. Do you have my reservation?

Car Rental Assistant: We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars.

Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here, that's why you have the reservation.

Car Rental Assistant: I think I know why we have reservations.

Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to TAKE the reservation, you just don't know how to HOLD the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.

Rental Agent: Alright. We have a blue Ford Escort for you Mr. Seinfeld. Would you like insurance?

Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance, because I am gonna beat the hell out of this car.

Love to hear the stories from readers about their travel adventures!

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