Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Scott Adams
When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.
William Gibson
Lord, give us the wisdom to utter words that are gentle and tender, for tomorrow we may have to eat them - Morris Udall
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Scott Adams
When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.
William Gibson
An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
An Arts graduate's view of engineers
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams
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Engineering is the art of modelling materials we do not wholly understand, into shapes we cannot precisely analyse so as to withstand forces we cannot properly assess, in such a way that the public has no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance.
Dr AR Dykes