Friday, April 13, 2012

My luck sucks everyday

Friday the 13th would be a lot more frightening if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay to fill it up with gas.

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Face it, you're screwed. Today is Friday the 13th — the unluckiest day on the calendar — so try not to crash your car, fall down a flight of stairs, set yourself on fire or do anything else that might compromise your well-being. And for God's sake, stay away from men in hockey masks.

The Stress Management Center and Phobia Institute estimates that $700-$800 million dollars are lost every Friday the 13th because of people's refusal to travel, purchase major items or conduct business.

Read more at Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=316AzLYfAzw

Just because it's Friday the 13th doesn't mean anything, my luck sucks everyday so really today is no different.

Unknown

And don’t push any buttons!

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