Thursday, March 24, 2016

I like to feel blonde all over.

Marilyn Monroe

I know that it’s sexist but a smart blond joke for a change.

A blonde pulls up to the curb in a brand-new Ferrari Spider convertible outside a bank in Manhattan. She hands the keys to the valet and goes inside to speak with a loan officer.

She says she needs to borrow $5,000 for a business trip, but she's in a bit of a hurry, as she's leaving that afternoon.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of collateral for the loan, so the blonde offers the car her car, which is safely in the bank's garage by now thanks to the valet. She has the title in her purse, so the bank agrees to accept the car as security for the loan.

The bank's president and officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for putting up a $250,000 Ferrari against a mere $5,000 loan.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest and fees, which comes to $21.26.

The loan officer says, "Madam, we are very happy to have had your business, but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a woman of considerable means. Why would you even bother to borrow such a small amount of money?"

"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $21 and expect it to be there when I return?"

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.

Pamela Anderson

1 comment:

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Harlan Ellison