Guess I don’t have to go to work today…

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

Douglas Coupland

2014 World Cup Lottery Draw
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London United Kingdom
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Dear Sir, Madam

Congratulation" you have won £ 1,000,000.00 (One Million Pounds) winning No: 24/2/6/32/15/46 with a ticket number: B2335 76604546 139 in BRAZIL 2014 WORLD CUP Lottery promote In UNITED KINGDOM, PLAESE CALL OR CONTACT YOUR CLAIM AGENT THROUGH EMAIL
MR. FRANK JONES, IN LONDON UK, Email: Mr.frank_jones@outlook.com

Give your agent this info:
Your Name
Address, winning number
Telephone
Age
Sex
Nationality
Company and Occupation.

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Sandra Laymon
(Zonal coordinator)

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Fran Lebowitz