Damn it feels good to be a bankster (NSFW)

I was emailing with Gary and I said the modern Gangsta’ (Geto Boys) is now a Banksta’.

I thought that I should redo the lyrics.  Already done.  Rats!

Next one must be bernankadank.  Need Tracy Adkins though.

Damn it feels good to be a banksta.
A real banksta-ass nigga spends his dough right.
A real banksta-ass nigga never stops the fuckin' press
'cause real banksta-ass niggas don't feel fright.
And bankstas always gotta chin strap.
Hidin' from his slaves how he taxed em.
But real banksta-ass niggas don't make cuts
'cause real banksta-ass niggas make our dollars
And everything's cool in the mind of a banksta
'cause banksta-ass niggas think deep
Print three-sixty-five a year 24/7
'cause real banksta-ass niggas got a balance sheet.

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas
is when the dollar dies off what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be banksta.

Damn it feels good to be a banksta.
Payin' the banks and helpin' out with they bills.
Although I was born in Georgia
Now I am a banksta makin' bills.
Damn it feels good to be a banksta.
I mean one causing economic woes.
Flyin' round in my own G6.
Stole it from my country's own poor.
Now bansksta-ass niggas print up bills in any number.
Can even fund wars if you ask.
But this banksta here is a smart one.
Started workin' for the Fed and I'll last.

Now all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas
is when your bread costs two grand what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be banksta.

Damn it feels good to be a banksta.
A real banksta-ass nigga gets risque.
Real banksta-ass niggas get the finest of the riches.
Ask that banksta-ass nigga Ben Bernank'.
Bureaucrats look at banksta-ass niggas like a gold mine,
Sell their souls for some paper and some ink.
But in end those politicians wouldn't dare scream and shout
'cause they be suckin' off the Fed's greenback teet.
And banksta-ass niggas be the game playas
But the media won't let you know it.
Real banksta-ass niggas be the riggers
And the leaders of the country ain't tellin' off shit.
Real banksta-ass niggas don't talk much.
All we hear's blame on administrations passed.
And real banksta-ass niggas don't run from shit
'cause real banksta-ass niggas can't be harassed.
Now when you hear the free market is the shit don't trust it.
Don't give in and let the Austrians prank ya.
Let bankstas like myself print cash and I proclaim
That damn it feels good to be a banksta.

And now, a word from your Chairman!
Damn it feels good to be a banksta.
Get appointed by the white house.
Everything lookin' down for the people of the world
But I got a printing press in my house.
So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down
Like bailing out my friends who say they never knew.
And if I have to I'll drop money from a chopper.
Not worried 'bout the people that I screw.
So the presidents keep appointing me
Even though it all seems quite bizarre.
None of your leaders can stop me.
I'll print up trillions till my countrymen are poor.
To all you Americans, that helped me win
I'd sincerely like to thank you.
'cause now I got the world swingin' from my nuts.
And damn it feels good to be a banksta.