You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today…

You want to know why you can't go in front first? I'll tell you why. Because it signals a breakdown in the social order. Chaos. It reduces us to jungle law.

Newman, in the Seinfeld episode "The Parking Spot"

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

Tommy Cooper

I thought you said you were a good driver!

No no, I never said I was a good driver. I said I was a good parker.

Jerry and George, in the Seinfeld episode "The Parking Spot"