If gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone will want them!

It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses. 

Daphne Fielding

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. 

Woody Allen

It started with the first video, then came the others.  The compendium from all sides on this major issue. 

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with "Let's Make a Deal”.

Fran Lebowitz

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.  People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. 

Elton John

If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters. 

Anita Bryant

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. 

Homer Simpsons

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

H. L. Menken