A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
Herm Albright
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK:
1. Open a new file folder in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.
I guess a lot of people thought that it was funny. The instructions showed up on a dozen or so emails in the inbox. Lot’s of hits on Google. Hilary Clinton, comes in a close second to Obama.
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being
Goethe

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