Wednesday, December 9, 2009

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

Herm Albright

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK:

     1. Open a new file folder in your computer.

     2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

     3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

     4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

     5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

     6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

     7. Feel better?

     GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

I guess a lot of people thought that it was funny.  The instructions showed up on a dozen or so emails in the inbox.  Lot’s of hits on Google.  Hilary Clinton, comes in a close second to Obama.

Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being

Goethe

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