You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'
Dave Barry
From The Animal Spirits Page
Carpe diem! Woof!
I always wanted to be an economist, but I am only a dog.
The phone number of the U.S. Congress is 202-224-3121. Call your representatives and bark at them!
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz
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Harlan Ellison